The Chipmunk Song (The Chipmunks with Kenny G) (loud, screeching noises) Simon: Oh, Theodore. Do you hear that poor animal? Theodore: That's no animal. That's Alvin learning to play the saxophone. Simon: Does he know which end to blow in? Alvin: Everyone tells me forget the harmonica the sax is the instrument of the 90s!     and it's all because of Kenny G! I could kill him! Kenny G: Hey Alvin! Alvin: Kenny! (laughing) What a pleasant surprise! Ah, listen. Can you teach me     how to play this thing? Kenny G: Well, ah, I'd love to Alvin, but, uh, I'm really busy... Alvin: Oohhh! (laughs) Well... let me tell you something Mr. Multi-platinum Grammy     big-shot! You'd better be awfully nice to the little people you meet on the way up! Cause     you meet the same ones, on the way down! Kenny G: Simon, is he always this obnoxious? Simon: Always. Kenny G: Alright, look. You put your fingers here. Alvin: Great. Thanks Kenny. Now, do I suck or blow? Simon: You definitely suck. Alvin: Okay, here goes! koledata.page.tl  koledata.com (Alvin tries to play the saxophone-- and does it badly) Alvin: (thinking he did really good) How about them apples?! Kenny G: Well, that's not, uh, a--a terrible start. But, do you mind if I show you how it's        supposed to sound... Simon and Theodore: Show him! Please! Alvin: (whispers) Simon. I think he's a little threatened by my natural ability. Simon: Oh, yeah! That must  be it... (Kenny G plays the saxophone-- correctly) Christmas Christmas time is near Time for joy and time for cheer We've been good, but we can't last Hurry Christmas, hurry fast Want a plane that loops the loop Alvin: Me, I want a hula hoop We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas don't be late (beautiful saxophone solo) Want a plane that loops the loop He still wants his hula hoop We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas don't be late (another saxophone solo ending) Theodore: Ooh. That was beautiful. Simon: Awesome! Kenny G: Hey, thanks guys! What do you think Alvin? Alvin: (laughs), thank you so much for coming. Kenny G: Sure! It was a lot of fun! I had a great time! Alvin: (laughs some more) You can go now... Kenny G: Don't-- don't you want me to stay and-- show you a few more notes? Alvin: You can GO now! Kenny G: Okay. Well, so long fellows! Simon and Theodore: Bye! Alvin: Okay boys, now let's play this baby the way it was meant to be played! (Alvin starts to play the saxophone again-- still badly) Simon and Theodore: Mr. G! Wait for us! (Continues to play badly)