The Chipmunk Song The Chipmunks with Kenny G


The Chipmunk Song

The Chipmunks with Kenny G)

(loud, screeching noises)

Simon: Oh, Theodore. Do you hear that poor animal?
Theodore: That's no animal. That's Alvin learning to play the saxophone.
Simon: Does he know which end to blow in?
Alvin: Everyone tells me forget the harmonica the sax is the instrument of the 90s!
    and it's all because of Kenny G! I could kill him!
Kenny G: Hey Alvin!
Alvin: Kenny! (laughing) What a pleasant surprise! Ah, listen. Can you teach me
    how to play this thing?
Kenny G: Well, ah, I'd love to Alvin, but, uh, I'm really busy...
Alvin: Oohhh! (laughs) Well... let me tell you something Mr. Multi-platinum Grammy
    big-shot! You'd better be awfully nice to the little people you meet on the way up! Cause
    you meet the same ones, on the way down!
Kenny G: Simon, is he always this obnoxious?
Simon: Always.
Kenny G: Alright, look. You put your fingers here.
Alvin: Great. Thanks Kenny. Now, do I suck or blow?
Simon: You definitely suck.
Alvin: Okay, here goes!
(Alvin tries to play the saxophone-- and does it badly)

Alvin: (thinking he did really good) How about them apples?!
Kenny G: Well, that's not, uh, a--a terrible start. But, do you mind if I show you how it's
       supposed to sound...
Simon and Theodore: Show him! Please!
Alvin: (whispers) Simon. I think he's a little threatened by my natural ability.
Simon: Oh, yeah! That must  be it...

(Kenny G plays the saxophone-- correctly)

Christmas Christmas time is near
Time for joy and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Alvin: Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late

(beautiful saxophone solo)

Want a plane that loops the loop
He still wants his hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late

(another saxophone solo ending)

Theodore: Ooh. That was beautiful.
Simon: Awesome!
Kenny G: Hey, thanks guys! What do you think Alvin?
Alvin: (laughs), thank you so much for coming.
Kenny G: Sure! It was a lot of fun! I had a great time!
Alvin: (laughs some more) You can go now...
Kenny G: Don't-- don't you want me to stay and-- show you a few more notes?
Alvin: You can GO now!
Kenny G: Okay. Well, so long fellows!
Simon and Theodore: Bye!
Alvin: Okay boys, now let's play this baby the way it was meant to be played!

(Alvin starts to play the saxophone again-- still badly)

Simon and Theodore: Mr. G! Wait for us!

(Continues to play badly)


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